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My Bucket List . . . In a Bucket

Day 3 of the January Blog a Day Challenge hosted by Katrina and Lindsey is “Bucket List.” There wouldn’t be enough internet space to list out ALL the things I want to do (I’m quite detailed) so I...

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Memories . . . Like the Corners of My Old Stairwell

Ahhhhhh Day 10.  I’ve been waiting a long time for this moment.  For a reason, a real honest to goodness reason to share a story that has been begging to be shared since the moment it happened. Today...

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Things That Rhyme

Because my friend Kelly wants more pictures of ME Because I am currently watching GLEE I present a poem, just this one TIME For Day 17 January Blog a Day things that RHYME *    *    * Things That...

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Good Mom Bad Mom

Day 22 in the January Blog a Day challenge is kids.  You’d think this one would be cut and dry for me as I have exactly one kid.  Sweetey Petey. Except I don’t have exactly one kid.  I have three kids,...

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Flaws, Fun Facts and Friends

Day 30 in the January Blog a Day Challenge is my biggest flaw.  We went over this on Day 1.  It’s hummus sculpting. Ba domp bom.  But seriously folks.  Clearly my biggest flaw is the crazy wacky...

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Out With The Eggs In With The Eggs

I was all set to write up a blog post entitled Playing It Safe when an incident I witnessed over a month ago that has been nagging at me finally clawed its way to the surface and demanded attention....

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Toasty!

Toasters.  We’ve all had one or have used one.  If you haven’t, you clearly don’t eat and I’m not sure what you’re doing reading a food blog anyway. We currently own a crappy old two slicer with a...

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Waiting for Chocolate Chip Cookies

Supermom hosts Kids’ Reads on her blog one Wednesday a month and I gotta say these posts get more challenging every time I go to write one.  It’s not like I don’t have lots I could say.  After all, my...

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How to De-Skunk a Dog

This post is a public service announcement. I find Pinterest mildly annoying, so you’ll know I am serious when I make this request: Please pin the above picture. Pin it and pin it good.  Pin it hard....

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The Bucket Book

In trying to find a new dishwashin’ show on Netflix, I watched a few episodes of The Riches.  It’s basically a gypsy family who stumbles into the life of a recently deceased (they may have had...

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Midwestern Bite’s Big Adventure

Last weekend we spent some time out of town with the in-laws.  Out of town as in we had to drive there.  And back.  It was the fateful drive back that resulted in the following tweets.  I apologize if...

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How The Snoops Became The Snoops

23 Paws. Sometimes on the 23rd (ish) of the month I come at you with a humorous pet post.  So humorous I often find myself laughing so hard I cry. My Pet’s Pet?  Come on.  A dog with a pet???  This is...

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Ugly Food Deserves To Be Loved Too . . . or Does It?

Ugly Food Deserves To Be Loved Too . . . Or Does It? This is the question I asked myself on Wednesday, March 20 at 10:01 a.m as I spotted these lovely cupcakes at the local chain grocery store. My...

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I’d Rather Be Saleing – Guest Post by the Father-in-Law

*Please enjoy a HILARIOUS guest post from the Father-in-Law.  Seriously, I think it may be his best post yet.  For his other works of genius, please check out the Man Cave page.* I know, my spellcheck...

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Are the Manatees Humping?

Let’s just settle this once and for all. The Husband and I have been disagreeing for YEARS over this silk painting. So I ask you . . . are the manatees humping? - Joanna

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Pet Peeve Number 1278

So maybe I made up the number in the title, but I do have pet peeves and I have a lot of them.  So many I’ve often thought of replacing my Twitter Bio with “I snark therefore I am.”  Would that be off...

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Miley Miley MILEY

I’ve had a request to talk about Miley Cyrus.  That’s right, someone (cough Ann cough) has REQUESTED a post from ME.  ME. I’m clearly big-time.  You should all be thankful you knew me when. Right then....

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Snaptacular Labor Day Weekend

It’s been a while since I’ve done a Snaptacular Weekend post and I have some . . . interesting . . . I-Phone shots from our Labor Day weekend so I thought I’d give the series another go. Right then....

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Squash Isn’t Funny

In thinking about my blog header the other day I tried to narrow down the theme of my blog.  I know I’m not a mommy blogger or a food blogger or a healthy living blogger.  What I came up with was...

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The Great Chicken Giveaway of 2013

It’s here. It’s finally here. A giveaway like you’ve never seen before. A giveaway like no other. A great giveaway. The great giveaway. The Great Chicken Giveaway of 2013. That’s right, we’re giving...

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